I’m afraid very afraid (now located at Duane Reade). I hate bottled water to begin with, I could go on a long tangent but its pointless: there are too many things wrong with Dream Water. Why not make scary dream packets, to empty into our own glasses of water? If they are so proud about making a bottle small enough to pass through airport security then why not make it easier to transport by making crazy dream chemicals in packet format, like Airborne and Vitamin Emergency. Product of new marketing, say what? I guess we are all too lazy to empty out a packet into water and there was a niche marketing opportunity for sleep enhancing water. I can not wait for Viagra water, yum.
“Dream Water® bottle is conveniently designed to pass through airport security. Traveling with your Dream Water® shot is made easy so you get the sleep and relaxation you need. Our shots have the same effectiveness as the 8 ounce bottle and you won’t miss out on any of the delicious taste. Dream Water® Shots are available in Lullaby Lemon w/ Hints of Tea and Snoozeberry flavors.”
Scary IT comes in Flavors.
A friendly reminder:
